Dear Denim Pant Makers,
I have been on the hunt for a pair of denim pants. You would not think that this was a difficult thing to do; however, it is turning out to be quite a feat.
You see, I am in desperate need of some new casual pants. I have not replaced my 3 current pairs of denim pants since 2007. Why do you ask? Well, because it is like asking for a miracle to be able to find any that fit.
Is it too much to ask that I find a pair of pants that are not made for a teeny-bopper or a grandma? Why oh why is there nothing in-between?
Is it too much to ask that I find a pair of pants that are not floods? Yes, I have long legs. I am proud to have them, but just because my length is a 34/36 does not mean that my waist is a 44, or on the flip side, an 18.
Is it too much to ask to find a pair of pants that are not so short-waisted that my butt crack hangs out the top and my muffin-top hangs over the sides?
Is it too much to ask that the pants that you actually do design that are high-waisted don't have the ugly-small-high-granny pockets? As I previously stated, I don't like my butt crack hanging out of the top of my pants, that is true; however, just because I don't want my butt crack hanging out of the top does not mean that I want the pockets so high on my pants that it looks like my butt is underneath my shoulder blades.
Oh, dear Pant Makers. Why must you torture me so? All I want is a pair of pants that fit me, yes, me. Not my teenage daughter, not my mother, just little 'ol me. Oh, and while you are at it, I would prefer not to pay $125+ dollars for said pants. Is this really too much to ask?
Sincerely,
Me
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